Rangers at Astros, 8/11/22

I’m with Neil - my cinnamon stick won’t ignite.

Pour some gasoline on it.

Check with me for more household tips.

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See, this is why you were better suited to starting than relief.

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Have you tried throwing it into the fire?

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So now I have to haul a cinnamon stick to Mt Doom before I can get an old fashioned?

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A day may come when the strength of bourbon fails, when we forsake our whiskey and break all bonds of cocktails, but it is not this day! This day, we drink!

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You realize that cinnamon sticks, like witches, are made of wood? You don’t want it in flames, you want it smoldering. A butane torch will get it smoking just fine.

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

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My liege!