I’m with Neil - my cinnamon stick won’t ignite.
Pour some gasoline on it.
Check with me for more household tips.
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See, this is why you were better suited to starting than relief.
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Have you tried throwing it into the fire?
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So now I have to haul a cinnamon stick to Mt Doom before I can get an old fashioned?
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A day may come when the strength of bourbon fails, when we forsake our whiskey and break all bonds of cocktails, but it is not this day! This day, we drink!
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You realize that cinnamon sticks, like witches, are made of wood? You don’t want it in flames, you want it smoldering. A butane torch will get it smoking just fine.
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
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My liege!