Rangers @ Astros, July 31, 2026. The Battle for First Place

Middle of eight…10-2 Astros

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He had a hugely important hit to right in a game a handful of days ago. It drove in some runs and it might’ve been the turning point in the game. It was a slider down and away and he went with it and it was beautiful. I tried to comment on it at the time but suffered a wardrobe malfunction.

There is no more coveted trophy in sport than the gleaming Silver Boot! Suck it, Rangers!

This is why you don’t start sucking your dick in the 7th inning.

They showed it the other day and looked like ass. They make silver polish, you know.

You don’t have to tell me.

Position player pitching alert

Allen with a leadoff single.

Yainer with another hit, his eighth in his last two games

Spence with an RBI single

Is that his first RBI?

Every Astro not named Altuve has a hit tonight, even the late inning subs.

It’s called a patina. It is the classiest of all the tarnishes.

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Cam!

Not his first, but he’s only had a couple. So cherish this one.

To the 9th…Astros cling to an 11-2 lead

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King in…hold on to your ballsack…

One down

Two down

First Place Baby!!!

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