BBGs pass judgement: Tucker hits a scorcher directly into the 2B’s glove.
Abreu pops out to complete the stranding of Yordan.
Leadoff double stands there for three outs by the 4-5-6 hitters. Ouch.
Yordan on 2nd, no outs, and a weak 6-3 grounder, lineout, and pop out is what the meat of the order* musters.
*non-Yordan meat
Jake Cave doubles to lead off the 6th.
I’m preparing for more judgement.
Need a K
How bout another?
That’s a damn strike.
Come on, ump
Schwarber walks on ball 3.
Runners on the corners, 2 outs.
Offense: runs, please.
Javier picks up a huge K to end it.
Thank you BBGs. We remain humble and make supplications to you.
Oh good.
Another pop up.
Jake down on 4 pitches.
He was never in that AB.
Maldy hbp, looks at Wheeler who barks at him.
Fuck you, Wheeler.
Get back in the pen, knuckleheads.
Someone tell the Astros dugout Wheeler is throwing 98% first pitch strikes and be ready
Sparks just flat out said that a first pitch breaking ball and then a message pitch is “a cowardly way to do it”
Shitburgers.
Dubon bounces out up the middle.
How slow is Dubòn? That’s twice today that he’s thrown out on balls that I thought he should have beat out.