“Barbie Night”?!?!? WTF, I’m less of a fan now.
Top 3:
Nicky Lopez fends off a nasty 0-2 curve and singles to left.
Luis Robert Jr. destroys a fastball for a 2-run bomb to left. Three nil Pale Hose.
Benintendi K’s.
Vaughn flies out to center.
Porter’s strike zone is generous to say the least.
Sheets K’s swinging.
This was a throw away game from the start.
I will buy beers for all here if Dubi & Chaz make contact in the field of play on this AB
Next trip to Houston
Think of it this way: you know it will drive JD Vance insane.
Chas.
Another perfect pitch to hit, and of course Dubon swings and misses
Some couch is getting absolutely abused right now
Dubon never stood a chance
Dubon’s sliding back foot drives me nuts.
Half beers all around yay!
5 Astros strikeouts after the first run through the order makes me ill
He’s already insane. I wonder how much does Mattel pay the Astros to promote their doll at a baseball game?
That fucking scoreboard had it coming
Hoping Yordan makes this game more palatable.
I’ll take it
OK, we’re on the board. Get more runs, Houston!
Diaz, Meyers, Dezenzo, Dubon & McCormick are really struggling w/ Crochet
Not good.
Diaz getting abused tonight.
I should have expected another freaking strike out.
Where is the bat discipline, Astros?