Middle of two…1-0 Astros
Singleton and Loperfido with singles…two on, one out
Cabbage gets abused. Two away
Altuve doubles to LF!, Singleton scores, Loperfido to 3B
I will never understand why anybody would ever throw Altuve a first pitch strike
Bregman…full count…foul…swings and a miss
End of two…2-0 Astros
Or a strike at all, really.
You’d kind of like to be greedy with runs here early seeing as you have a starter who’s pitched about four times above Single A level and the entire back of your bullpen is unavailable.
Bloss gets a pitch timer violation on a 3-2 count for his first career walk.
Henderson immediately takes 2B
I fucking hate these fuckwits in the booth talking about who knows what kind of stupid shit.
Single puts Orioles on the corners, nobody out
I take it you don’t want a rainbow bucket hat
I miss Yvette.
Slow chopper for a 3-6 groundout plates a run
O’Hearn easily swipes 2B
Bloss doesn’t seem particularly concerned with holding runners.
I’d be delighted to have a rainbow bucket hat, I just don’t need to hear about it for twenty minutes and not be able to see what’s happening on the field. The only thing worse is when they talk about the fucking food they sell in that chicken fried shithole.
Single ties the game
I don’t understand anything about what just happened there, god damn that was bad.