B8:
Smith in for the Astros…
Pinder grounds to 3B, Bregman throws it up the RF line…TE-5…Pinder in to 2B
B8:
Andrus strikes out swinging
B8:
Canha…full count…grounds behind 2B…Altuve there…fields it…looks at it…counts the laces…throws and can’t get him
Nice to see Smith again. Just don’t fuck up, Joe.
He should be out of this inning already
B8:
Laureano flies out F8
B8:
That’s all for Smith…Taylor in
Good move.
Olson is a strike out machine but also a homer machine.
Just don’t fuck it up, Blake.
B8:
Olson…PONCHE!!!
Had to get five outs, but we go to the 9th…Astros up 5-1
Olson got fucked.
Olson had legitimate gripes on strikes 2 and 3. Both were well off the plate. But I’ll take it!
Friendly strike 3 call but sit down olsen, you were likely to strike out anyway
This ump is ready to call it a night.
T9:
Guduan in for the A’s…
Altuve singles to CF…his first hit of the season
Lets see how we do against this guy’s cheese.
T9:
Brantley…3-0…walks, Altuve to 2B
That first time Guduan pitched for the Astros was the worst night of many nights of bad puns.
T9:
Bregman…works the count full…walks…Altuve to 3B, Brantley to 2B