Opening Day 2026: Angels @ Astros, March 26, 2026

And no more magnetic schedules? Fucking hell, Astros.

Yeah that’s sacrilege.

I think it’s no more pocket schedules, the small, folded ones.

SCHN cut to two minutes of commercials right in the middle of the inning.

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For the second straight inning

Brown just got the last out via strikeout and stranded the leadoff walk.

Hopefully they got back just in time to go to a commercial.

Oh, I heard magnets. They’re the best. As long as you don’t get them wet.

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They were back two batters before that.

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Good grief.

FWIW I’m on the SCHN feed on mlbtv and had no interruptions.

So you will all be glad to know I’m not posting from the future these days. My DirecTV app on the TV is about 20 seconds behind the SCHN+ app on my TV, which is 10 seconds behind the app on my iPad. I’m assuming I’m a full minute behind real time.

First knock of the season goes to…JLo!

I’m expecting Cam to have a solid season.

I was wondering which side of the warp bubble you were on today

The West Texas side. It’s a little slower.

Magnet schedules were today’s promotion.

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I sincerely hope some generous soul picked one up for me. It’s my favorite giveaway.

3 innings in a row now. Come the fuck on you incompetent fucks

Fuck! Another mid-inning commercial break

Go ahead and challenge that, meat.