Let’s please not throw Seager a cookie.
Nice fucking splitter for the K
Who the fuck is whisling?
T3:
Seager bounces out 6-3 in the shift.
1-0 Astros
Way to go Wilson!
Wow. Jacob Wilson pulled his trailer for a triple.
B3:
Wilson triples off the LCF wall
B3:
Wilson scores on a wild pitch
Wilson needs a beer and a cigarette
Advice to all Astros batters:
If you hit a ball to the power alley in left, get on your fucking horse.
Of course that might have been Wilson’s top gear.
B3:
Maldonado strikes out swinging at
He can get 'em in the dugout now
Appeared to shift gears as he rounded 1st.
He is a force to be reckoned with.
B3:
Altuve smacks one up the middle, hits the mound and bounces to Toro, who backhands it, but can’t get Altuve…infield single.
Dude.
Brantley just got hosed on 3-1.
Fucking A, blue.
B3:
Brantley….3-1…takes one in his eyes off the plate for strike two…flies out F7
That strike two is as bad as I’ve seen this season. Wow.
B3:
Correa…takes one about a foot lower than strike two to Brantley for a ball. Holy sweet fuck this ump is lost…3-0…3-1…walks, Altuve to 2B