He’s left handed and who else you gonna put there?
Polanco with a dribbler infield single. That’s two hits that have traveled a combined distance of about 100 ft
He fucking sucks, though. He is not hitting anybody right now. Why hit him in the fucking cleanup spot?
Suarez singles. Bases loaded, nobody out
Cole playing up against the wall too. I don’t get it.
Well, fuck. This is about to escalate in a hurry.
Canzone grounds into 5-2 FC
Correa saved two runs there. For now.
Robles walks to force in a run. That may do it.
Crawford hits a grand slam. 5-0. And that certainly does it.
Goodbye.
I think I’m gonna go find a bar
That definitely does it
And there’s still a half hour until the football game.
Why steal when you can just jog from base to base to home?
Uh oh. Jason, you did your best. The carriage turned back into a pumpkin.
At least they ended the Rangers season. Small comfort
I know exactly where my beers are
We’ll always have Yordan’s walkoff.
Robert Ford was just talking about how the Mariners ran back a lot of the same squad last year that couldn’t produce runs, except they brought in a new hitting coach. Wonder if the Astros will make the same move.