Shocking
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On the other hand, Blum is so good. Walker smokes an obvious line drive home run and Esch is shouting who knows what and you can JUST hear Blum say There you go!
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The scoreboard using the picture of Jabba the Hutt for him was out of line, but it was right.
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Wonder whose bright idea was it to assign Jose Abreu’s locker to Walker at the start of the season…
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It should have been permanently sealed off.
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“Nuke it from orbit” or “nuke it by Orbit”, not sure which.
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“from”
If this is real, I’m actually kinda surprised. Baseball players being as superstitious as they are.
And yes, I have this little trust in media anymore that I feel like I need to hear it and see it 17.316 more times before I might consider it’s true.
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Nuke it, with Orbit in it.
Chernobyl sarcophagus at a minimum.
Nothing surprises me anymore with Mandread at the helm but it’s fucked up there’s no Astros baseball today.
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8 teams have the day off today for reasons I can’t explain
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It’s not like this is a great day to market the product or anything.
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I mean, it’s not like it’s one of the few Mondays that there are no school or work for most people or anything…
They could peddle camo patriotic Astros hats!
I’m watching the condensed game and you couldn’t be more right.
Laz Diaz is a shitty, shitty umpire, but this was closer to center/center than a ball, Randy.
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To wit:
Im still not over that piss ant being such a thorn in the Astros’ side in the ‘20 ALCS.
It was fun seeing him get rung up there.
Fernando Vina?