Even if Imai could hit the side of a barn, what on God’s little acre made scouts think he could somehow get out Major League hitters.
And another walk.
At this point I’d tell Imai he’s going seven innings no matter what. I don’t care if he curls up in a fucking ball and cries.
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Another walk. Somewhere Blair Henley is asking himself how in the Hell the Astros released him.
Thanks be, I started drinking at 3pm today.
This is comically fugly.
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Mariners get four runs on one hit
6-2
So you know how at every strip club it’s the same guy on the PA..”Alllllright….lets welcome to the main stage….Cinnamon”?
I’m convinced that on every airplane it’s the same guy making announcements claiming to be the captain.
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It’s spelled “Sinammon.”
Walker fouls one off of what looks like Cal Raleigh’s testicles. Yikes.
Did you guys know that the stern of the Titanic hit the bottom so hard that parts of it lodged 60 feet below the sea floor?
I was doing a little reading tonight that felt oddly appropriate when I saw the box score.
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He wont be giving any “low twos” after that.
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Even I grimaced watching that.
And can someone please kick Cam Smith in his testicles whenever he tries to challenge a pitch??
He’s so damn frustrating to watch.
I had a sinking feeling someone would post this stuff.
Middle of the 8th, Astros find themselves staring up at an 8-2 deficit. So, six outs to get six runs.
Altuve and Yordan both fly out. Paredes carved up on strikes.
Astros will go to the 9th attempting this a six run game.
*Seven
*Eight
- nine
Astros defense really buckled down, held them to an eight run advantage.