Mariners @ Astros, April 27, 2021

B3:

Altuve flies out F8

Straw was nailed to 1B, apparently.

I’m sorry, but listening to Blum and Kalas you’d think this guy was in contention for a Cy Young. He’s sporting a rotund 5.47 ERA this season and a 1.22 WHIP, with a career 4.17 ERA and 1.29 WHIP.

He fucking sucks and the Astros are making him look like a goddamn ace so far.

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Maybe we’ll get lucky and Marmolejos will lose a fly ball in the sun tonight and not get no hit.

T4:

France grounds out 4-3 behind 2B in the shift

T4:

Seager doubles to LF

It’s almost like if you let the ball travel and take a good swing at a hittable pitch, good things happen.

Fucking crazy, I know.

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Seager is a freaking annoyance.

T4:

Lewis…3-2…lines out to LF

T4:

Marmolejos grounds out 4-3

No score

B4:

Brantley singles to Cf

There goes the no-no!

Thanks, Uncle Mike.

They’ve drilled about 6 balls 20ft foul to LF

Swinging at 95 and getting 89.

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There you go, Bregs! Way to go to school!

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B4:

Bregman doubles to LF, Brantley to 3B

I told Bregman to do that

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That’s it, Alex!

[Mr. Burns]Excellent.[/Mr. Burns]

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B4:

Alvarez…infield back and in the shift…lines out to LF on a diving catch by Haggerty…Brantley tags and scores.

Yay! Shit! Yay!

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