It was outside. It’s not like it was down the middle.
Middle of three…2-0 Jays on two solo home runs.
Chapman is still an irritatingly good player.
It was on the outer half, but it was pretty much on a tee.
Except when he’s on my fantasy team.
It’s you. Hi. You’re the problem, it’s you.
Well, it’s 8:00 in the middle of the night. I may be in bed soon. Perhaps that’ll help.
I’m going to blame the “3 runs for a free Jumbo Jack” promo.
A baserunner! There goes the perfecto, fuckers!
And there goes the no-no!

I’m going to blame the “3 runs for a free Jumbo Jack” promo.
It certainly would make you hope for fewer than 3.
It’s too perilous!
Astros leave a pair… through four, 2-0 Jays
Too bad Yordan watched the cookie Bassitt threw 1-1
Well, I’m not trying to be harsh, but I haven’t seen many Astrojo run-scoring predictions.
ETA: Of course, that may simply be a realistic assessment of the possibilities.
The real problem here is that I have Urquidy tonight in the SnS fantasy league. In other words, he’s screwed.
A perfect hit and run on 0-2? Not your night.
And just missed the runner’s foot.
3-0 Jays