Houston Astros vs. old sea-hags 5/13/26

3 pitches in, and LMJ gives up a bomb to J.P. Crawford, so we’re off as anticipated.
Time to get into the Wild Turkey.

3-6-3 DP gets the Houston nine out of the T1.

Altuve doing Altuve things, hacks at first pitch to fly out to LF.
Way to make Miller work, Jose.

Yordan cue shots a dribbler up the 3B line to reach.
He torched the shit out of it (that is sarcasm).

Paredes with a fly out to perennial pain in the ass, Arozarena.
Man, I hate that guy.

If your plan is to use McCullers to save the pen, your plan has a pretty obvious flaw.

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Vazquez’ throw into the 1B foul area to try to get piss-ant Arozarena stealing is a perfect symbol of the 2026 Astros season.

I’m on the 3b side - was there no batter interference?

I think it slipped out of Vazquez’ hand, at least that’s what TV is saying.

I could have told you Lance should not have gotten the 6th.

Not that I’m complaining, but doesn’t that have be an error on Bazardo and another error on Rodriguez?

Bases loaded with no outs yields a single run. Astros lead after eight innings 3-2.

Anyone want four free club seats to tomorrow’s businessfan special? DM me your mlb ballpark app email and I will send you them.

What a shitshow

Why in the chicken fried fuck didn’t King field that squibbler? It’s only going to cost them the game.

It’s pathetic.

They’re taken

Who’s the masochist?

Aren’t we all?

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Yes, I guess we are.