Woof.
They’re not even pretending to compete at the plate.
It was 2-1, after looking back. He took a meaty pitch that caught a ton of the zone to start.
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Framber done.
6 ip, 2 R, 5 H, 2 BB, 8 K.
That last half inning might’ve been the saddest 3 outs I’ve seen this season.
Bregman weak grounder to 3rd, Yordan weak pop to shallow LF, Abreu weak tapper to the mound.
Yes, sad is the best descriptor.
What the actual fuck is happening with this team?
Yordan has an AWFUL read on that fly ball.
Fuckety fuck.
Conforto was grazed by a pitch and Bart doubled to the wall.
It’s 3-0.
That was Maton pitching btw.
Grounder to first end the inning.
Um Blummer, Bill Buckner no longer “lives in infamy”.
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Bregman’s H/R splits are stupid, can you explain them?
Home: .171 .266 .186 .452
Road: .273 .439 .546 .984
And Tucker gives one a ride to right but it’s tracked down because of course it would be
Yes.
He’s terrible at home and better on the road.
(From the ‘Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen?’ playbook)
The Astros are not going to score another run this season.
And that inning is over.
Gotta go chauffeur the kids.
Good luck everybody.
He’s more than “better” on the road this year, yet his splits were the total opposite in 2022…
So again, explain this
He has access to his shitty salsas and sauces at home.
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Bland. Ass. Salsa.
I would have settled for a single. I glad Bregman didn’t.
Man, if talking shit about his food gets him hitting, I’ll just start listing the ingredients.
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