They matched their season high for runs
I am just in awe at how shitty this team is at the plate.
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Perhaps trading an elite hitter like Kyle Tucker wasn’t the best idea if the goal is to compete now?
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Fun Fact!
Kyle Tucker has 3 more RBIs than the entire Astros lineup, 11 to 8.
ANOTHER Fun Fact!
Kyle Tucker has crossed home plate the same amount of times as the entire Astros lineup, 9 apiece.
One last Fun Fact!
Kyle Tucker has just about half as many hits as the entire Astros lineup, 12 to 25.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go find a fucking train to step in front of.
FUCK ME
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Mark, if those facts are your idea of fun, I hope you make use of a safe word.
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Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Well, you know, he’s had 3 extra games…
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This is (one of the reasons) why I drink.
I advise taking a bottle of tequila with you before you pillow down and snooze on those trestles.
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But he isn’t playing his home games in Houston. If he were, he’d probably be dogshit too.
Another fact is he was not going sign with Houston.