Dodgers @ Astros, May 4, 2026

Astros pitching issues another walk to load the bases. A story as old as time.

Ohtani hits a little chopper to 3B, two slow to turn two, and another run scores

Freeman hammers one to RF, Cam boots it. Two more runs score on the single and E7

Good grief. This is brutal to watch.

Weiss had to go three more innings of this shit.

Middle of three…7-2 Dodgers.

Which is why I’m drinking on a school night.

The Atlazonto Braveback Jays are not having a good evening.

Paredes has fouled like five pitches off his leg tonight. I expect an IL stint for him soon.

It might make him even slower, if that’s possible.

That’s the first outing where Abreu kinda looked like Abreu in a white

I think I have seen about enough of Ryan Weiss. I had problems with anyone with the last name of Weiss playing for the Astros in the first place.

Mercifully, the beat down is over. Astros lose 8-3. Fuck.

Astros struck out 15x times tonight.
Holy shit.

Fuck the dojers.

Per Rome:

The Astros have played 36 games, and allowed 7 or more runs in 16 of them.

And that’s without Yainer in the lineup.

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