If he keeps swinging at pitches two feet off the plate that’s what he’ll do.
Walker = Black Hole.
Got my wish. Walker abused.
Yainer!!!
I wonder if he’d accept an assignment to AAA.
There we go! That was helpful.
LFG!!!
YeHaw!
End of three…4-0 Astros
Vaunt!
YaiHaw!
I was talking with some people earlier today, saying that Walker sucking is par for the course because of the post-Yuli curse, but Yainer’s being terrible is a real surprise to me.
Man, how big was that Walker strikeout? YUGE!
Son, just go out there and swing wildly at anything you see, we need to keep this inning alive.
You’d tell him to try to miss the ball, but that would likely backfire.
I was wondering what the odds are of growing up with the name “Dansby” and NOT being an insufferable prick.
…and of course he went to Vanderbilt
Really any name with sby appended.
Walker sure has some soft, soft hands there at first base
That’s his middle name, so I assume it’s a family name. He still should have his ass kicked.