College football 2024

Let’s kick it down to our 7th woman on the field talking to the Hawk Tuah girl in the stands…

Gotta catch that.

Fuck.

A lot of drops and a lot of penalties.

Penalties killing them every drive

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Have to stop beating ourselves with dumb penalties. But, we were lucky that Ewers third down pass wasn’t picked off.

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Texas doing everything they can to hand it over to Georgia so far.

I am so goddamn tired of Burt Auburn missing makeable kicks.

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I’m not all that fond of his trotting out there for field goals in the first place.

I was hoping for a fake before the false start.

Fixed it for you

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This is very similar to last week’s game so far.

Apparently Georgia never holds.

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Three of the softest holds of all time called on Texas this half.

Georgia better get some heavy duty bullshit calls in the 2nd, because so far Texas is getting buttfucked without any lube penalty-wise.

That pass was 10 yards short of being catchable. When does catchability enter the picture?

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Perfect halftime interview by Sark.

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Much better first half than the last meeting with Georgia.

Reason 1 I could never be a college football coach:

“Coach Raup, how do you address the penalty difference during halftime?”

Me: Fuck these fucking cocksucker refs, they can all suck my fat white ass.

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You could be one, just not for very long.

Very Poppovichian.

I’d either have to defer my paycheck to after the fines or win by so much nobody cared that I’m saying horrible shit at every half time interview.