Trade him to someone who thinks they’re smarter than we are.
Contreras bails Abreu out of what was steaming toward walk 3
Lucky as fuck he popped that up. That was a spinning slider.
King in, Abreu out.
Just fucking cut him.
I’m surprised King didn’t kick him in the nuts as he came in.
THROW FUCKING STRIKES YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING SLAPDICKS.
Annnnnnnd of course the leadoff walk scores.
Thanks for absolutely fucking nothing, Abreu.
I’ve been hesitant to cut bait on Abreu but he’s now in my Yainer category.
This team has been unequivocally better in every aspect since Yanier got hurt.
Is there any reason to bring him in in a game that’s at all close?
When they were 8 games back and the season was looking lost, sure! Now that they’re clawing their way back in to the division, FUCK NO.
Not many pitchers have made Yordan look that bad this season. Ashby had him completely fooled.
Yordan did not look elite there.
Yordan will smite you, unbeliever.
Ashby did.
Nice fake catch.
A walk off would be most welcome.
There’ve been three walkoff HRs in MLB today already. Let’s go for four.