1-1 in top 3. Cam murdered a ball to left in the second. Teng just gave up a Crawford Box Special.
Not doing PBP, too busy enjoying an amazing lasagna plus a salad with mixed greens, pears, fennel, pecans, and gorgonzola. Plus some other fixins.
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Salazar almost won a challenge on a possible strike 3, which is to say Salazar lost a challenge. Hardly the worst though. Teng gets Chourio swinging on the next pitch.
Yordan walks
Walker safe at 1B, Yordan to 3B on what should’ve been an easy FC
Cam wallops a double to deep right center, Yordan scores, Walker to 3B
Shewmake FC, Cam got himself out on that one
Meyers doubles to LF, Walker scores, Shewmake to 3B
Allen SF8, Shewmake comes home
Salazar F8
4-1 Astros. Cam having a great night at the plate
Salazar challenges again, loses again, this time on a 2-1 with 2 out bases empty. Clearly low. Teng walks the hitter on the next pitch.
Piss. Chourio sends one to the pump. 4-3
Two out, two run homer by Chourio and it’s 4-3 Astros in the 5th.
Chourio is a no-doubt talent. It’s a pity he’s on Neil’s fantasy team.
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Teng gets out of the inning with another walk, but no further runs.
After 4.5 innings, it’s 4-3 Astros.
Astros 5th: bupkis
Okert in for the 6th.
Important update: I made myself a lovely little soda with ume syrup and fizzy water. I then elbowed the glass right off the table and all over the floor, also managing to soak the baby’s bedtime book.
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I assume Jason Lane is the answer to the trivia question.
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Gran Tanderson in to pitch the 7th for the Crew.
Allen P4
Salazar F8
Trammell F9
Clean inning for Grantanderson.
Ding ding ding
No pitches near the strike zone for Abreu.
And here we go. 2026 Abreu activate.
Abreu is a frustrating chucklefuck. The fact that he has to face three batters is terrifying.
Walk 2
God I’m so fucking sick of this bullshit.
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Josh Miller is walking out like he just wants to punch Abreu in the jaw
I just wouldn’t pitch him anymore.
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