At least it wouldn’t go as far
Presumably.
Put it this way: it couldn’t go farther.
The two Blue Jays with hits this inning were a combined 0 for their last 34 before the homer and single.
“Pull over farther!” “He can’t, he’s already pulled over as far as he can!”
Are you fucking serious, Yordan? If he’s out, Jesus Christ.
What in the fuck is this.
Sweet Jesus, you can’t get thrown out, Yordan.
Absolutely fucking brutal. What a idiotic mistake.
Jeezus christ I thought you learned how to slide
What the fuck is Espada arguing about?
Goddamn it, Yordan.
And Espada with a pointless ejection.
…and Altuve swings at a pitch 2 proper feet outside for strike 1
I fucking hate this team.
Just the dumbest of fucking idiotic mistakes.
That’s the sort of stupid shit that gets everyone fired.
And, the shitting of the bed, then rolling around in the sheets is complete.
Fugly.
Today was clinic on how to be dumbasses. From Espada all the way down to Yordan. It was truly team dumbfuckery.
Sweep your fucking rival then just absolutely shit all over yourself against the worst team in the AL East.
Your 2026 Houston Astros!
Could get ugly in San Deahgo this weekend.
Maybe I don’t want to see it in person after all.