Athletics at Astros, June 6, 2026

Wow, did Jonah Heim always look like such a dirtbag, or is that the mean streets of Sacramento getting to him?

He’s always looked like a crack head, we just didn’t have to look at him with the mask on.

End of seven…13-2 Astros

Were my eyes playing tricks on me, or did he have some kind of jewelry through his lower lip/soul patch area?

Yep. Probably has his dick pierced too.

Santa in

I wouldn’t bet against it.

Middle of eight…13-2

Position player pitching alert: Cortes in

Paredes with a 1-out walk

Paredes to 2B on a wild pitch

To the 9th…Astros lead 13-2

I would pay double for the SCHN if it would stop these fucking horrible commercials.

Walk to the leadoff hitter. With an 11-run lead.

Two on, two out…

That’s a winner!

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Love it when the Astros score a shitload of runs and the other team doesn’t.

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