Altuve has the range of a statue.
Of course.
Well, that joy didnāt last long
Thereās a reason they wanted to hide him in LF
Find the bag, rook.
For fucks sake, Pecko, cover the fucking bag
If only this were little league where they could hide the kids like me in right.
So you want him to throw strikes, run to first AND actually touch the bag?
And an actual caught stealing, too.
I donāt know what reality this is.
Yainer has 9 walks all year.
Unbelievable that we thought this guy would lock down the catcher position.
I donāt think any of us thought heād be a base on balls machine
Still, end of August and you have the same number of walks as homers? That seems like it would be pretty hard to do.
Yainer has done that in three of his four seasons. His first year, the one that got us charged up about him, he had 23 home runs and walked only 11 times. We got excited about his .538 SLG, not his walk prowess.
Yainerās regression is one of the biggest misfires of the past 2 seasons.
The Astros are 29-36 with Yainer in the lineup this season and 36-30 when heās not. Not saying itās somehow all his fault but I do know Iāve been tuning out during his ABās for a couple seasons now.
Varsho with another 2-out RBI. What is the world coming to
Walker gets a 2-0 meatball right down the fucking middle and dribbles out. Again.
Halfwayā¦3-3
Wow, I think thatās the smallest ABS margin Iāve seen.
The curse of Yuli. We got rid of Yuli after he lead the American League in hitting. We will never have a first bagger who is worth a crap ever again.
I miss the pineapple.
Pecko just doesnāt have the command to pitch at this level.