Astros @ Yankees, 8/4/2023

People talk about the craford boxes being cheap homeruns… that’s off the wall at MMP

That’s a home run in exactly one stadium.

The MLB rule is that there must be a minimum distance of 325 ft to LF. Except for the Yankees, of course.

That’s an out on the warning track at MMP.

Attaboy Peña.

Is Boone all that as a manger? I don’t pay enough attention but man, I’d hate to have to listen to him on the regular.

Damn that was ugly, Altuve. Don’t bother fucking running.

Don’t you remember when he was on ESPN’s broadcasts? It was miserable.

Altuve not running AT ALL.

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Gonna regret all these LOBsters.

Is he hurt?

Boone is one of the dumber baseball people you’ll ever run across. And that’s saying something.

Just loafing, I think.

He’s a lollygagger

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Not used to seeing that.

That’s my impression but I’m not that high on the baseball mensa scale either.

Leadoff walk. Yay.

I skip those unless I absolutely have to.

You’re a fucking baseball genius compared to Boone.

HEY APPLE:

STOP WITH THE DAMN UMPIRE CAM.

WE CAN’T TELL A DAMN THING AND IT’S NAUSEATING.

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Somebody call Tim Apple and have him stomp on that ump cam.