Astros @ Yankees, 8/4/2023

Here comes Aaron Judge and he’s out.

Powder muthafuckin river.

Judge 1-16 now PHing.

And 0-7 against Neris in his career.

That was optimal.

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Nails!

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Maybe Neris is just an adrenaline junkie.

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Well, Judge I guess you’ll have to keep beating yourself

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Hector “fucking” Neris, ain’t no good unless there are two on.

Good fucking God that Meineke commercial is fucking ATROCIOUS, and I’ve seen it 150 times through 8 innings.

Maybe he wanted to let the Yankee fans hope, then crush their spirit.

Hey Jose, how about you wait for a not terrible pitch once or twice? Fucking christ, man.

Yordan singles on what looks like a 7-iron?

Speed demon!

I mean, it basically is

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Montero time!

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Buckle up, Montero in.

Man, the Yankee PA guy sounds like he’s suffering from a severe head cold.

First batter full count

Two Yankee homers that wouldn’t have been out anywhere else. But MinuteMaid is the bandbox.

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Probably has his nose stuffed with cotton to block out yankee fan aroma.

Fuck!