Here comes Aaron Judge and he’s out.
Powder muthafuckin river.
Judge 1-16 now PHing.
And 0-7 against Neris in his career.
That was optimal.
Nails!
Maybe Neris is just an adrenaline junkie.
Well, Judge I guess you’ll have to keep beating yourself
Hector “fucking” Neris, ain’t no good unless there are two on.
Good fucking God that Meineke commercial is fucking ATROCIOUS, and I’ve seen it 150 times through 8 innings.
Maybe he wanted to let the Yankee fans hope, then crush their spirit.
Hey Jose, how about you wait for a not terrible pitch once or twice? Fucking christ, man.
Yordan singles on what looks like a 7-iron?
Speed demon!
I mean, it basically is
Montero time!
Buckle up, Montero in.
Man, the Yankee PA guy sounds like he’s suffering from a severe head cold.
First batter full count
Two Yankee homers that wouldn’t have been out anywhere else. But MinuteMaid is the bandbox.
Probably has his nose stuffed with cotton to block out yankee fan aroma.
Fuck!