Top 6
Javier pitching
Benintendi: Doubles to the LF corner.
Jimenez: Doubles to RCF. Benintendi scores. 2-0 White Sox.
Moncada: Doubles to CF. Jimenez scores. 3-0 White Sox. Javier out. Maton in.
Top 6
Javier pitching
Benintendi: Doubles to the LF corner.
Jimenez: Doubles to RCF. Benintendi scores. 2-0 White Sox.
Moncada: Doubles to CF. Jimenez scores. 3-0 White Sox. Javier out. Maton in.
Javier getting hammered.
Yuck.
Maton coming in.
Lots of plate on those pitches
Meanwhile the Astros are getting shut out by fucking Lance Lynn.
This is putrid fucking baseball.
It sure would be nice if the good Astros would show up as soon as possible.
This is the worst in person Astros experience I have seen in years.
I would take a CGSO from Lance Lynn if it made the term “unfuck” go away from the GameZone for the rest of the season.
Fair enough.
Someone tell Moncada those shoes are burning my eyes.
Doesn’t matter how much padding you’re wearing when it squares you up like that.
Ouch.
Top 6
Javier pitching
Benintendi: Doubles to LF.
Jimenez: Doubles to RCF. Benintendi scores. 2-0 White Sox.
Moncada: Doubles to CF. Jimenez scores. 3-0 White Sox. Javier out. Maton in.
Sheets: strikes out. 1 out.
Grandal: grounds out 6-3. Moncada to 3B.
Colas: HBP
Andrus: flies out to RF. Inning over. 3-0 White Sox.
Jesus Fucking Christ, this is just straight up pitiful.
Get us started, Yordan!
Chasing slop, Yordan.
The sunshine pumping from Kalas while the Astros look absolutely disinterested at the plate sure is fun.
My gosh. A base hit from Abreu. The second of the night from the Astros.
This fucking buttertub is throwing 92 MPH fastballs by our best hitters.
WAKE THE FUCK UP.
I’d love a home run from Tucker right now. Get this crowd into the game.