Another pitiful inning from the big bats.
This team has played 12 total innings of baseball and looked like absolute shit at the plate in about 10.5 of them.
Bregman and Abreu both had terrible at bats.
Sheets likes the high ones.
Top 4
Javier pitching
Jimenez: strikes out swinging. 1 out.
Moncada: Singles to RF
Sheets: Flies out to LF
Grandal: Strikes out looking. Still 1-0 White Sox.
Thanks, blue.
Let’s go bats.
Come on Kyle, let’s atone for that first at bat!
Oh NOW Tucker takes a fucking ball.
Julks’s dad seems like a cool cat.
Are you at the game?
He’s a nice man. I met him years ago.
Fucking Christ this team is the king of lazy fly balls on fat pitches in the zone so far.
Yep. Sitting three rows directly behind the Foul Pole in the Mezzanine in RF.

HudsonHawk:
DVauthrin:
Come on Kyle, let’s atone for that first at bat!
Are you at the game?
Yep. Sitting three rows directly behind the Foul Pole in the Mezzanine in RF.
And doing PBP in the GZ. OutSTANDing, as chuck would say.

Fucking Christ this team is the king of lazy fly balls on fat pitches in the zone so far.
Lance Lynn should be getting hammered. The Astros have let him off the hook.

MarkR:
Fucking Christ this team is the king of lazy fly balls on fat pitches in the zone so far.
Lance Lynn should be getting hammered. The Astros have let him off the hook.
He’s throwing puss.
Bottom 4
Lynn pitching
Tucker: Flies to RF. 1 out.
Julks: strikes out. 2 outs.
Hensley: strikes out swinging. Inning over.
For fuck’s sake. That was right down the fucking middle at 92 and Hensley was an hour behind it.
The Astros look fucking godawful so far.
Hard to win when you have 2 runs in your first 13 innings of the season.
One of which came from a HBP and a passed ball.