Astros @ Tigers, August 27, 2023

The HPU needs to call a violation on that dipshit chain the Texas pitcher’s wearing. Every pitch until he takes it off.

You’re going to have to be more speciic today

This guy throws a strike once a week and they keep swinging

Take until he throws a strike

Twins with the bases loaded, two outs

The Twins are straight up teasing us now

If this fucker swings the bat in this AB…

and he didn’t

Yay

Lucky 13th inning

Maddux didn’t touch the shoulder in the right spot.

I told him to do that.

Twins walk it off without putting a ball in play

Astros now just a game out of second place

I hope they play tmw and their starter goes 3.

I hope everyone has fun, but we have more.

Three straight two out walks to lose the game.

Actually, we’re in a virtual tie with Texas a half-game back of Seattle. KC closed from down 0-3 to now 2-3

HH is refering to the loss column

Seattle has played 3 less games.

We’re a game back of the Rangers and two back of Seattle in the loss column, which is what matters.

Seattle owns the tiebreaker over us. As long as we don’t get swept in Arlington, we own the tiebreaker over the Rangers.

Gotta tie them first.