Astros @ Sacramento, April 5, 2026 Easter Sunday Edition

Rooker walks it off

12-10

Abreu looked absolutely terrible.

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Abreu is busted.

Bourbon.

At least they didn’t drag it out.

You cannot pitch any worse.

I’m going to guess that Abreu’s era is back over 20 now.

He didn’t just look terrible, he was terrible.

This weekend for sports is el terrible, which is Spanish for the terrible. Goddamnit.

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Apparently Abreu’s era is 2021-25.

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This may be the worst Astros pitching staff since the Brad Mills Era.

Terry Collins would like a word.

Mills was after Collins.

Oh I know. Just saying this goes a way back.

Holy Christ Abreu. Smgdh.

2.2 innings, 4 hits, 5 walks, 8 runs (7 earned), 3 home runs, 3.38 WHIP
He has no idea where the ball is going when he releases it.

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I guess you can’t say they’re losing heartbreakers.

29 LOBsters in the last 24 hours.

Man. The A’s just own us lately. Shit.

Fuckin’ eh, that’s too true.