Your hard-charging Houston Astros score a touchdown and field goal to beat the Cincinnasty Commies, 10-0.
That was a fun win.
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Was this Burrows best game?
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Astros first win in Cincinnati since the first Obama Administration, when they were in the National League.
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I miss the NL.
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In his career. By a lot.
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Here’s to many more!
So, Steve Sparks has to take Blummer’s place now on TV because the Astros win when he’s in the booth.
That’s a fucking win right there.
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Sadly I missed this game because Daniel and I were driving to Detroit and I’m too stupid for it to have occurred to me to listen over the app. I’ll watch the highlights.
Anyway, we came to Detroit so I can kick Framber in the nuts. If the bail is set unfairly high I may have to solicit some help. Stay tuned.
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We can always do a gofundme.
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Maybe the police will insist Framber undergoes a lineup of groin kicks to make the ID.
I don’t know about the police, but his teammates certainly might.
When was the last time two left fielders named Zach hitting from opposite sides of the plate homered in the same game?