I’ll take as many insurance runs from the Astros as possible.
Yordan delivers the BtB double.
Yainer blows it open
Thank you, Yainer!
I think that’s a home run in every park.
Landsdowne street didn’t even have a chance. What a fucking yack. 484 feet.
Booser trying to get the bases drunk, but fails.
Even a couple of national ones
448, but who’s counting? It would have been out of Central Park.
Can I be off probation?! Fuck…
pretty sure that one was out of a whole lot of parks…like Yellowstone
He even knocked my fingers out of whack.
Hope that hit Matt Damon in his Bourne Identity
Talk to Chuck. He’s the presiding judge over the OWA Kangaroo Court.
I know the game isn’t over but I can’t help it. This game has been fun!
Straight to jail
Before strike two on Yainer I said to myself, out loud, Yainer has a date with the monster.
Unfortunately I’m scoring at home alone and the cat is currently outside so I will be unable to provide corroboration.
The Boos was loose
Maybe we won’t need him tonight.
So after a day game followed by a day off Hader isn’t available? That’s kinda concerning. If I hear discomfort in the post game I’m gonna lose it