Groundout ends it. No score
Astros smacking the ball pretty good, but not much to show for it.
Bregman looks well-rested.
Made Alvarez look silly.
Jesus Christ Yordan.
Maybe show a little touch of effort next AB?
Rangers need to pick a hat color.
Yuli with a leadoff single.
Tucker follow with a two bagger! Astros at 2B and 3B, nobody out
Kyle Tucker is doing his thing.
Correa!!!
3-run dinger!
Boom!
Correa annihilated that ball.
That ball was seriously touched.
Man, Correa leaned into that one.
Carlos knocked the fuck out that pitch. Wow.
442 ft.
Day-um.
Uh, Siri, what the fuck was that?
If you’re gonna swing at that pitch, make sure to do it after a 3 run bomb.
About time, this fuckstick had gone 8 scoreless against us until that.
If there’s ever a football draft made up of MLBers Jake Meyers would have to be one of the top picks.