Astros @ Rangers, September 13, 2021

THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING SLAPDICK.

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Looked like a direct hit to me. Small target too.

B3:

Peters strikes out looking.

9-1 Astros

HPU has been fine, but he needs to be a little quicker on the strike call.

Astros After Dark tonight.

Hate these late night west coast games.

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T4:

Bregman singles to RF against the shift

T4:

Alvarez grounds into 5-6 FC

T4:

Gurriel flies out F8

T4:

Tucker flies out F7

9-1 Astros

B4:

Solak singles to RF

I don’t know how Strom doesn’t just walk out to the mound and kick Javier in the dick.

He is SO fucking infuriating to watch pitch.

B4:

Pozo strikes out looking

B4:

Trevino strikes out swinging

B4:

Hernandez singles to CF, Solak to 2B

B4:

Taveras strikes out looking

After four…9-1 Astros

Someone do some PBP. I feel like I’ve called a whole game already.

Alexi is pissed that everybody’s always after his Lucky Charms.

Siri couldn’t catch up to the cheese that time.

Two and a half hours in…we’re halfway home