THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING SLAPDICK.
Looked like a direct hit to me. Small target too.
B3:
Peters strikes out looking.
9-1 Astros
HPU has been fine, but he needs to be a little quicker on the strike call.
Astros After Dark tonight.
Hate these late night west coast games.
T4:
Bregman singles to RF against the shift
T4:
Alvarez grounds into 5-6 FC
T4:
Gurriel flies out F8
T4:
Tucker flies out F7
9-1 Astros
B4:
Solak singles to RF
I don’t know how Strom doesn’t just walk out to the mound and kick Javier in the dick.
He is SO fucking infuriating to watch pitch.
B4:
Pozo strikes out looking
B4:
Trevino strikes out swinging
B4:
Hernandez singles to CF, Solak to 2B
B4:
Taveras strikes out looking
After four…9-1 Astros
Someone do some PBP. I feel like I’ve called a whole game already.
Alexi is pissed that everybody’s always after his Lucky Charms.
Siri couldn’t catch up to the cheese that time.
Two and a half hours in…we’re halfway home