Astros @ Rangers, May 26, 2026

That train rolled right over him

Cam draws a 1-out walk

Yeah, I didn’t tell him to stand in front of it.

And Shewmake GIDP on the first pitch

8-0 Rangers

Yordan!

3-run shibby!

That was a no-doubter.

Well, Alexander follows that up with another monster HR to Carter.

Good grief, this team is frustrating to watch.

This is what bad baseball teams are.

Great one say, frustratingly horrible the next.

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Question…

Is the MLB app experience completely shitty now or is it just me?

In the past, the MLB app was lauded as the shining example of what an app should be. But now, this fucking thing crashes on every commercial break and has plenty of other issues that I’d rather not fill this space up with.

It’s now my least reliable app.

End of three…9-3 Rangers

Astros load the bases with one out for Caesar Salad Czar…

Salazar HBP to drive in a run, his first RBI of the season

Peña pops up the first pitch three ft off the plate

Ffs JP

Paredes pop up

Astros strand the bases loaded but get one back

Middle of four…9-4 Rangers

Two hits, a walk and a HBP, get one run. Womp womp.

Paredes got 3 fat pitches and fouled them all off.

Are the days of a manager laying down the law on a situation like that just over? The fucking dude couldn’t hit the side of a barn. Hit a guy to load the bases and score a run, then JP swings from his heels on the first pitch nowhere close… infuriating.

Those days are long gone. I don’t have a problem with first pitch swinging there, necessarily, but you have to be locked in to a donut, not hacking.

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