These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Welp. That’s that.
Gameday is frozen for me. What’s happening?
Sac fly w bases loaded scores a run, now 2 outs.
JV couldn’t make that lone run stand up. Sac fly ties it up.
Dammit…someone’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Fucking bullshit “hit” from Garver
Would it be ok if we PH Tucker for Siri here?
Dusty thinks so.
Gameday showing that last pitch behind Tucker. That true?
MOTHERTUCKER PINCH HIT BOMB
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I’d say Dusty’s thinking was spot fucking on
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I was shocked he PH Tucker at precisely the right moment. A pleasant surprise.
What if we hypnotize Tucker to think every team is the Rangers?
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I didn’t do anything. They did.
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No, more like made him shuffle his feet to avoid it.
I’m back. Gaddamn armadillos dig 15 to 20 trenches every night. Fuck them!!!
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If he wants to be the designated Rangers Killer I’m all for it.
You might need to head back outside. Tucker hit a bomb while you were away.
I’ll allow it.