That’ll cost him a pretty penny.
Middle of four…still no Astro reaches base.
I remember going to games in the Astrodome when sneaking in whiskey flasks to the ballgame was a thing. I guess that still happens a bit.
I’ve been known to still do that on occasion.
Through four…no score
One of my neighborhood friend’s dad used to take us to games. He always had a flask, I would watch him keep his elbows in like a T-Rex and the flask close to his body as he would add some to his cola.
Those dastards have metal detectors at some entries but I notice if you enter with a child they usually don’t make you pass through them.
Is the responsibility of parenthood a viable tradeoff for in-game flasking? Tough call.
that’s why God invented plastic flasks.
They make plastic flasks.
Y’all necks have no sense of style.
How you gone engrave a plastic flask???
You are just now realizing this?
Astros still haven’t reached base.
Didn’t realize I was going to witness a Martin Perez perfect game
Your mother is likely to melt this by setting it too close to the stovetop where she is sterilizing your bottles but for now here’s to a wonderful childhood.
To confirm, the Rangers are tossing a perfect game against the Astros?
It would be a damn shame if the Rangers tossed a perfect game against the Astros.
So far they’re perfect in attempting to throw a perfect game.