Astros @ Phillies, 8/26/2024

That’s a great gay porn name. Rimshot.

Singleton with a leadoff single.

Singleton can hit the ball so hard if he makes contact.

Caratini singles, Singleton scampers into 2B

And that’s different how?

Gamel works the count full…caught looking.

Gamel took a cement mixer

I like his shin guard. If only other players wore one.

Meyers…full count…grounds into 4-6-3 double play.

No score

Supper time. Mrs Hawk made enchiladas.

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How is Jake Meyers like a big pot of boiling water? He’s where LOBsters go to die.

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Hatch?

Breggy sure has a pretty glove

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How have i never heard that one before?

Oh goody, more defensive gems.

These fuckwits are starting to piss me off.

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THROW IN FRONT OF THE DAMN RUNNER

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Averaging an error per inning.

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Astros: Stop beating yourselves.

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Those are just the ones that get called.