Astros @ Orioles, June 22, 2021

Have a night, Jose

Jesus Fucking Christ, Jose. What the fuck are you doing?

That was terrible

None of these guys look particularly interested in playing tonight

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I’m hoping they soon get interested in baseball and quit fucking around.

We’ve played five…1-1 still

Can they not get a more recent photo for Greinke’s MLB profile? He looks like a Ridgemont High dropout.

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I should have made an 8 o’clock dinner reservation.

This guy has a 5.5 ERA.

What say we stop fucking around like scrubs and score some goddamn runs.

Chas!

Chazzy Fizz Straw!!

Harvey looks like Floribami’s younger brother. CHAS!

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Chas got a break there. Myles drives in another.

Straw is our offense.

Got a break? You mean he was running on the pitch?

He never stopped on a ball that was 1/2 inch from being caught.

Crazy like a real Tasmanian Devil.

The ball bounced.

Yes, but it came damn close to being caught.

Well, I came damn close to being a movie star.

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