Have a night, Jose
Jesus Fucking Christ, Jose. What the fuck are you doing?
That was terrible
None of these guys look particularly interested in playing tonight
I’m hoping they soon get interested in baseball and quit fucking around.
We’ve played five…1-1 still
Can they not get a more recent photo for Greinke’s MLB profile? He looks like a Ridgemont High dropout.
I should have made an 8 o’clock dinner reservation.
This guy has a 5.5 ERA.
What say we stop fucking around like scrubs and score some goddamn runs.
Chas!
Chazzy Fizz Straw!!
Harvey looks like Floribami’s younger brother. CHAS!
Chas got a break there. Myles drives in another.
Straw is our offense.
Got a break? You mean he was running on the pitch?
He never stopped on a ball that was 1/2 inch from being caught.
Crazy like a real Tasmanian Devil.
The ball bounced.
Yes, but it came damn close to being caught.
Well, I came damn close to being a movie star.