Astros@ Orioles, April 38, 2026

The idiots at SCHN just got another talking to.

Are there actual people there? In my experience, I assumed I was going back and forth with AI. Stupid AI.

They responded to my complaint previously. Even said they “opened a ticket”.

Teng out, Okert in

“They” did with me also, but the back and forth was very off. I just assumed it was a bot.

Maybe. I was surprised they even responded.

Single, single, sac bunt. Okert out with runners at 2B and 3B.

Weiss in

Weiss gets a punch out

Weiss with some filth. Seven straight strikes to end the threat

2-0 Orioles.

El Oso Blanco would like a word.

I’d like to see Paredes try to match Gattis’s 11 triple season.

3 Likes

Matthews!!

Gattis would lap Paredes around the bases.

Halfway, it’s 2-1 Orioles

And it’s now 4-1 Orioles.

Walker with a 2-out single followed by a Yainer dribbler single. Tying run at the plate.

And that’ll end Baz’s night.

Now would be a good time for Harris to get his first hit.

And Harris carved the fuck up. He remains 0 for his Astros career.

4-1 Orioles.

Surely there has to be someone better on the waiver wire than Harris.

Letting the pitcher hit would be better.