Astros@ Orioles, April 38, 2026

Teng gives up a leadoff double to Henderson

And the Astros blow ABS challenge number one on the 9th pitch of the game.

RBI single makes it 1-0 Orioles

Another double makes it 2-0

End of one…2-0 Orioles

I feel like I’ve seen this horror movie a lot this season.

SCHN+ has their commercials fucked up again.

Yainer with a double to leadoff the second.

Harris takes a fat fastball right down the center square for strike three.

Smith carved the fuck on three pitches at his knees

Matthews is a fucking deer in the headlights as he gets abused

Leadoff double, next three guys fail to make contact. 2-0 Orioles.

If you absolutely have to play Harris, Smith and Matthews, I think it’s imperative that Vazquez is your catcher.

Bottom third of this lineup are a cool 27 for 156 on the season. They are slugging a combined .600. That’s all three guys’ SLG added together. That’s your starting outfield.

Teng gives up a 2-single to Jackson then promptly picks him off of 1B to end the second.

2-0 Orioles.

If anyone needs to go, it’s Brown. I have a hard time blaming Espada for this.

Correa reached base, but we don’t know how because these idiots at SCHN have their heads up their ass again

Paredes may be the slowest human being I’ve ever seen.

And this HPU is a fucking disaster. He’s missed 20 pitches and we’re only in the third inning.

Middle of three…2-0 Orioles.

It’s possible that Teng isn’t the solution to our starting pitching problems.