Astros @ Mariners, May 29, 2022

This must be the first time anyone in the lineup has seen a breaking ball, just based on the swings that inning.

Fucking christ, absolutely putrid.

Maybe they’re still recovering from the eleventy billion changeups they waved at the rest of the game

Well this is not a good start.

Leadoff walks never hurt you. Never.

Pressly to Suarez with 1 on and no out:

Slider taken for a strike
Slider swinging strike
Curve strike looking.

Beautiful.

Well

Frazier swings first pitch and loops one just over 2b

First and second, one out

Shitfuck

Pressly doesn’t come close while walking Ford.

Pucker up, folks.

FUCKING

WHEW

BREGMAN TO ALTUVE TO YULI!

ASTROS WIN!!

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Pucker still intact. Whew.

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Good grief.

Pitcher’s best motherfucking friend.

UT pitching has fallen apart in the 3rd. Eight runs in, still no outs.

Just flipped over to see OU make it 8-1.

The BBGs giveth, the BBGs taketh away.

Looked like another scoop by Yuli on yet another bounced throw from Altuve. Only watched a brief highlight so this may be wrong.

Well got my daughter graduated from HS this AM and hosted friends/family for a celebration (first gathering in our home in 2+ years).

Glad y’all picked up my slack and secured the W.

Sounds like it was never in doubt /tug collar/

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How in the world was Siri given an E on that??? Sure, it was offline but Maldy only had one big step left back to the plate to apply the tag. If he had waited to catch the ball first…

Could have to do with the fact that he also two hopped it from about 120’.