Astros @ Mariners, April 16, 2021

Fucking Haniger

B6:

Haniger to 2B on a wild pitch

B6:

France doubles off the LCF wall, Haniger to 3B

B6:

Seager doubles to RF, Haniger scores, France scores

Jesus Christ Urquidy.

Bed-shit-a-go-go.

Barf.

B6:

Marmolejos strikes out looking

Just a matter of time before one of those hanging sliders finds its own orbit

B6:

White strikes out swinging

That’s it for Urquidy, Raley in

B6:

Trammell strikes out swinging

3-2 Astros

T7:

Jones singles to LF

T7:

De Goti punches a single to CF, Jones to 2B

T7:

McCormick…0-2…flies out F9, Jones tags and moves to 3B

T7:

Castro walks to load the bases

Whew.

That Ball 4 location has been a 50/50 call tonight.

And SHOULD be a strike.

T7:

Straw…bases juiced…blown away on meatballs down the middle

Fuck me. Swing yesterday, meat.

I was wishing it would. Castro was the last best chance to drive a run in