That’s weird.
Bregman popped out.
That’s weird.
Bregman popped out.
Diaz with a 2-out double…Dubon to 3B
Peña flies out
At the Stretch…3-1 Astrsos
Ok, I just googled it too, what the fuck, Ray?
And, no, I don’t think Daniel’s escapades with the cherries are comparable.
Abreu in
Box score has Crochet throwing 63 of 85 pitches for strikes because the boys were swinging at literally everything. Nice.
Does his magician’s hat look like a Home Depot bucket?
To be fair, it wasn’t clear that you were referring to Daniel when you mentioned putting cherries in a wizard hat. I agree they are not analogous.
Abreu with a clean 7th. Still 3-1 Astros
I’m assuming Espada has Pressly warming up for the 8th?
Way to poop in the punch bowl.
Jake with a leadoff double, his second of the game.
Salazar with a sac bunt. Nice work
Pucker effect set to tighter than a drum
Chas with a sac fly, as Jake scores.
Wow, fundamental baseball. Whouldathunkit
Cabbage…that’s pronounced “ca-BAGHZ” bounces out. Middle of eight…4-1 Astros
Pressly, the 8th-inning specialist, in
You know what, he’s not a great hat wearer, so I assume he does the Home Depot bucket gag so he has an excuse to wander around and knock shit over.
We’re doing an extended school year that starts tomorrow, and yesterday we went to a meet and greet with the teachers in his class. I’m sure I’ve mentioned that Daniel is an airplane and airline fanatic and can recognize planes that I can’t. Another parent entered the classroom and when I saw her I immediately looked over to Daniel who was busy constructing an airplane out of Legos, an MD-80 if you’re curious, because I wanted him to notice the lady because she was wearing a mesh safety vest with the reflective stripes and so on with the American Airlines logo on the front (small) and on the back (large). He got up and walked over and when he saw what she had on he said WHOA. This nice lady immediately took off the vest and gave it to him. We have millions of these at work, she said, and I’m sure they do, but still.
Daniel’s been wearing it around town since and I’m wondering if he’s found his signature clothing item, his Deerstalker.
An actual deerstalker would round out that outfit well. A man can never have too many hats, you know.
2-out walk