I had myself a French girlfriend
I loved the way she talked
I have questions about The Handā¦
Well, fuck, that was middle-middle, no wonder Semien hit it.
You can tell your 37 grandkids that you were watching when a 2026 Astros SP pitched into the 7th inning
With an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time
If there is anything better in this world than Grandkids, I havenāt discovered it
I see Diaz and Varsho have driven in our runs tonight. That ought to earn one or both a day off tomorrow.
Again Iām forced to ask why Velazquez is on this team. We have plenty of guys who can catch balls in LF and strike out at the plate. In the happy but unlikely case that we have an actual minor league prospect, I hope weāre not leaving them unprotected in order to keep this guy on the 40-man roster.
Winner!
Great game boys, nice seeing yāall again. Will try to pop in more often.
Thats a winning streak!
Weāre riding on the crest of a ripple!
I hate this team but I love the Astros.
I donāt know why itās taken me this long to vocalize this. I want them to win. But, I donāt really like watching some of them play baseball. Even when they win.
I really hate what has happened to the game. I reckon Varshoās apparent dumbassery in the 6th really just gives cover to umps that continue to not only get calla wrong but sometime get them horribly wrong at times. I wouldnāt be too critical for the calls that are an inch or so the wrong way but all the abs seems to do highlight what we already knew, just how bad the umps are.
I love it when heaping scorn and worse on an Astros player does not age well.
Worse than scorn?
Derision?
Indifference.
eta: [stolen from clutchfans]
Itās spring training 2026 and you have received a message from the future:
āOn August 28, Hunter Brown will pitch a gem and Abreu+Hader will shut it down. The Astros are in first place. Yordan is the odds-on MVP. The season has been a massive disappointment, and Dana Brown is out.ā
Strange days indeed
Most peculiar, momma, roll!