Sweeper way inside, 2-2. Fouled back. Sweeper Pena misses by about 2 feet, punch out. Fucking Christ this team is dumb.
Mid 4 3-3
There is no way there’s a team worse at challenging than the Astros are.
It’s frankly amazing how fucking dumb most of their challenges have been.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Naylor pops one up in no man’s land behind 3rd, nobody can get there, bounces harmlessly foul. Smashes a single right up the middle on a fastball right down the middle.
Arozarena with a runner on first takes one way high, everyone goes nuts because Randy ducked out despite it not being at him at all. 1-0. Up, ball 2. This is going great. Up and in, 3-0. Strike on the outside corner, Arozarena didn’t like it, but it was a strike. He was heading to first. 94 MPH center cut meatball deposited in to the second deck in left, and I’m done with this.
This team fucking sucks.
SIXTEEN home runs by the Astros bullpen already this year in thirteen games.
This team will be lucky to win 60 games this year.
The 2019 Orioles are the ONLY TEAM EVER to give up more home runs in 14 games by their bullpen, they gave up 20. And this game is FAR from over.
They finished 54-108.
This is a sad end to a noble run. And there’s no manager or GM change that will rectify this shitshow.
It was always going to happen.
In some better news, The Astros have 13 games without a day off in the next 2 weeks and got 2/3 of an inning out of their starter tonight.
I swear to fucking christ this fucking bullpen is just absolutely dogshit.
THROW FUCKING STRIKES YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING TWIDDLEDICKS.
ETA: SEVEN FUCKING WALKS IN 4 2/3s.
France has walked the 7 8 and 9 hitters.
And I was getting grief for my guess of 75 wins in the RFTL. Right now I’m feeling like the guy who bids $1 on the showcase on The Price Is Right after the other guy bids way too high.
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NINE walks and 2 HBP to a team with a team average of under .180.
Fucking perfect.
And another fucking free baserunner comes around to score on this slop jar full of nuts.
And a 4 pitch to the 9 hitter down 4 runs.
89 walks allowed in 14 games(so far)
If a pitcher has 6+ walks per 9, they get sent down for lack of control. They have that AS A FUCKING STAFF
THREE walks to their 9 hole hitter, who is hitting a smooth .147.
And that’s it for me, folks.
I can’t watch this shit splat of a bullpen for another pitch.
I wouldn’t have thought it would be possible to pitch this badly. Not the Astros, mind you, any team, ever
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yordan?