Astros at Mariners 9/23/26: Let's get to even

A couple of cardboard cutouts of Glenn Barker would have a higher OPB than most of these slapdicks.

They didn’t even try to bolster outfield depth until they did and then they picked literally the worst possible guy. Just incredible.

Hader gonna have to hold 'em off for 3 innings to get the two okay hitters back up again.

Well I’m sure we are about to burn Hader here. This team just can’t do anything help themselves win this pathetic division.

Diaz with a triple to bring Yordan home for a 5-4 lead. Keep it going! Doubt 1 run will win this one.

What a great signing Velasquez was.

Need to get Diaz home!!

Hiiiiiilarous.

You have to ask Hader for a 2nd inning here.

Of course. No one warming up anyway.

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This is going great.

Hader is gassed.

Hader wasn’t all that sharp to begin with. He’s about to walk in the tying run and there’s no one warming.

And we are tied.

The perfection of the Astros blowing their chance in this game because Espada doesn’t understand how closers work is pretty beautiful, in a wanting to shoot Joe Espada kind of way.

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He will probably walk the winning run in next. How can no one even be warming up?

BECAUSE OUR STUPIDFUCK OWNER LET HIS DEAD IN THE WATER MANAGER STAY ON TO MANAGE THE PLAYOFF CHASE.

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Fuck you, Espada. If you’re lucky you’ll end up managing in the Dominican rookie league.

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Damn that was a terrible loss. They just can’t find a way to take this division. Unbelievable.

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Motherfucker! Goodnight. I have to be up at 6am to drive to Dallas. Fuck!

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