Astros at Guardians 4/22/26

He doesn’t have an especially high spin rate, he’s slightly above average vertical and horizontal break, so I’m not sure what it is

T5
Bibee pitching

Vazquez - F7 at the wall
Matthews - 5-3
Correa - 6-3

Still 2-0 Astros

“Ok, here comes another Astros high-spin, wicked movement no-name dude. Gotta be ready for that”. As straight 96mph FB after FB cruises by…

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B5
Lambert pitching

Rocchio - 3U
Kwan - showing bunt, takes strike one, from 0-2 to a walk
DeLauter - P5
Ramirez - 0-2, strike 3 swinging

Still 2-0 Astros after 5

T6
Bibee pitching

Yordan - another hit, single into right
Altuve - P4
Walker - singles into right center, Yordan moves up to 2nd

1st and 2nd 1 out

Paredes - F7
Smith - 3U

Astros still lead 2-0

Several things about this year’s Astros remind me of the Three Stooges.

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B6
Lambert pitching

Manzardo - K’s swinging
Valera - 1-3
Schneemann - K’s swinging, that’s 8 for the day

Astros lead 2-0 after 6

95 pitches of 3 hit, 2 walk ball. I hope Lambert did not get a grade 2 shoulder strain doing so.

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Looking forward to seeing which of the bullpen schlubs fuck this game up.

Y’know, just because you think it does not mean you have to say it. Sez the rando dude on a internet discussion forum…

Look at the pitch Daniel Johnson took for strike 3:

If you weren’t thinking it too I’d be worried about you.

T7
Festa in for the Dians

Johnson - K looking
Vazquez - walks
Matthews - F7
Correa - K swinging

Still 2-0 Astros

Fucking Christ, Carlos.

The answer is “yes”

Wise guy!

Bullpen time. Hang on to your jock straps…

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B7
Blubaugh in

Brito - K swinging
Naylor - F7 in foul territory
Rocchio - 3-1

Clean inning for Blubaugh

Astros still lead 2-0 through 7

Consecutive 1-2-3 innings! Hot damn!

What in the fuck is Mattress Mack yelling at me about? Does he have a signature chair or some nonsense now?