Astros at Fuckwits in Arlington, 5/18/25

First pitch pop out. Dubon next pitch dribbler.

This team’s plate approach is embarrassing.

PAREDES!!!

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Radio commented after 1-1 that Paredes took the hardest practice swing they’d ever seen from him.

Next pitch: gone.

I was super confident he was going to get a hit. I did not foresee a home run.

I thought for sure that asshole was going to catch it.

I’m really starting to love Isaac Paredes

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Please hold this lead and salvage the split, because I hate losing to the Rangers more than I love winning.

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Dude, throw strikes!!

Something not right with Abreu. Velocity in low 90s

Whew

Exhale

Through 45 games last year: Bregman OPS .649
Paredes through 45 games: OPS .806

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I was watching a production of Hamlet on Thursday (highly recommend the Fourth Wall Theater at Spring Street Studios) and realized that every time the Astros get their first hit of any game I think to myself “a hit! A palpable hit!”

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Hader in to face 7,8,9

Losing Tucker sucks but they got really good value.

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Umps in this series have been some of the worst

I thought the first two HPUs were pretty good.

Hader has been so money this season.

Nice comeback victory.

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This is what we are getting lately. Comebacks.
Later Dave Raymond!!!

The fuck is Duran complaining about? Man, sit the fuck down.

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