St Germaine is the one. And Empress 1908 gin. The purple stuff. It’s pretty in my glass. It looks like pvc primer.
Dirty Sanchez down on strikes
This has nothing to do with anything, but I’m volunteering to shave Lauren Shehadi’s legs.
End of two…5-2 Astros
Man, I’m gonna have to get some St Germaine and try a French Gimlet.
Alvarez reaches on a TE6
Chas with a single
Two on, nobody out for Singleton
Singleton walks to load the bases for Peña…
All right Jeremy.
Peña with an RBI single…still drunk for Dubon
Dubon pops to shallow CF
Maldy hacking…works it full…whiffs at ball six over his head
Up to Altuve…3-0…flies out
Bases loaded, nobody out and they leave them there
6-2
Shitburgers.
Altuve was on that pitch and juuuust missed it.
Maldy killed that inning hacking at slop.
Bell with a 2-out double.
We’ve played three…6-2 Astros
You will not be disappointed
Bregman takes two fat pitches down the middle, then hacks at one two ft off the plate
Tucker with a tapper back to the mound